Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Melody in "F"


Feeling footloose and frisky, a feather-brained fellow forced his fond father to fork over the farthings. He flew far to foreign fields and frittered his fortune, feasting fabulously with faithless friends.

Finally facing famine and fleeced by his fellows-in-folly, he found himself a feed flinger in a farmyard. Fairly famishing, he fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from the fodder fragments. "Fooey, my father's flunkies fare fat fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, finally frankly facing facts.

Frustrated with failure and filled with foreboding, he fled forthwith to his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly, "Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited family favor..." But the faithful father forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged the flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a fabulous feast.

The fugitive's fault-finding frater frowned on the flickle forgiveness of former folderol. His fury flashed -- but fussing was futile. The farsighted father figured "Such filial fidelity is fine but what forbids fervent festivity -- for the fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags, with fanfares flaring, let fun and frolic freely flow. Former failure is forgotten, folly forsaken. Forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude."

Forged and fabricated from Luke 15:11-32


Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Parot Mo!

Observe how a Bicolano or Bicolana verbally expresses his/her disgust or aggression towards another person, whether or not to a fellow Bicolano/Bicolana, and you would most probably hear him/her cuss “Parot mo!” or “Lusi mo!”

Parot mo” is literally translated as “your smegma!” “Lusi mo!” would refer to the male organ’s foreskin that forms as head-covering to his penis and actually helps secrete smegma.

The bugging questions: Why would the Bicolano or Bicolana particularly use this sexual image as an expletive? What role does the smegma have in the Bicolano psyche that it would merit particular mention in an expression of disgust?

Smegma unmasked

Smegma, from the Greek smēchein (to clean), is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.

Both males and females produce smegma. In males, smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin; in females, it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.

The physical and medical benefits of smegma

Strictly speaking, smegma helps clean and lubricate the genitals in all healthy animals, humans included. Thomas J. Ritter, MD, co-author of "Say No to Circumcision" underscored the importance of smegma when he said:

“Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma.”

And perhaps the boldest statement ever made about smegma thus far:

“The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma.” (“Where Is My Foreskin? The Case Against Circumcision,” by Paul M. Fleiss, MD, Mothering, Winter 1977).

Is smegma indeed useful? Modern medical profession is one in saying that yes, it certainly is. It lubricates the cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus allowing smooth movement between them during intercourse. During an erection, the glans increases in size. The foreskin, on the other hand does not change its dimensions. It is yielding enough and thin enough to accept the enlarged glans. Furthermore, the foreskin is pressed backward during intercourse, and on subsidence of erection returns to its normal position. These movements are not entirely passive but are aided by the relaxation of the muscle fibers within the foreskin.

Now, could these movements be comfortably performed if the surfaces between glans and foreskin were dry and harsh? Unfortunately, they could not. There would be difficulty, delay and need for manipulation. Nature has therefore provided a “natural ointment,” -- smegma -- to ensure easy lubrication and protect this delicate region of the male genital organ.

Scientists have found that smegma contains 26.6% fats and 13.3% proteins, which are judged to be consistent with necrotic epithelial debris. Newly produced smegma has a smooth, moist texture and is thought to be rich in squalene and contains prostatic and seminal secretions, desquamated epithelial cells, and the mucin content of the urethal glands. Some state that it contains anti-bacterial enzymes such as lysozyme and hormones such as androsterone. Furthermore, it is found that the incidence of smegma increases from 1% among 6-7 year olds to 8% among 16-17 year olds or an overall incidence of 5%.

The Bicolano concept of smegma

But the Bicolano or Bicolana certainly does not refer to the positive physical uses and medical importance of smegma when he/she uses the word to address a person. In the context of the Bicolano culture, there are only two possibilities that could explain the word’s special inclusion in the Bicolano expletives:

1. It subtly implies that the person addressed to is being addressed to as uncircumcised;
2. Or, it subtly implies that the person addressed to is being addressed to as someone who negates to wash or clean his or her genitals.

In both cases thus, the person being addressed to is addressed to as someone who is “paroton” – literally translated as “full of smegma.” That, in the Bicolano culture and psyche, is one of the most debasing things one could be accused of. It is the highest form of insult one could be labeled with.

In its fresh state, smegma is a wholesome and functional lubricant. But, it should be borne in mind that if it is allowed to accumulate in the foreskin cavity, it becomes changed into an unpleasant, unhealthy, and bad-smelling substance. In addition, foreign material may gain access to the smegma deposit in the form of dirt, dust or sand, and urine and semen. Also, infrequent washing may allow colonization of the preputal space by pathogenic bacteria. Such compact masses of smegma can lead to chronic disease, and even prepare the way for cancerous changes.

The circumcised versus the uncircumcised

Which brings us to the issue of, or the debate between, the circumcised and the uncircumcised.

The circumcised, for the Bicolano/Bicolana, indeed, for the Filipinos in general, is adjudged as definitely much cleaner, more hygienic and healthier than the uncircumcised. The most obvious reason: he is not Paroton or “full of smegma.” He is thus less likely to have smegma accumulation, inflammation, phimosis or adhesions than those who are not circumcised.

This is particularly the image that the Bicolano or Bicolana has at the back of his/her mind when he/she utters the words "parot mo!" or “Paroton ka!” A Paroton means an uncircumcised male; a Paroton is unpleasant and is bad-smelling. More than that, a Paroton, mainly because he is uncircumcised, is an incomplete man, “does not belong with US who are circumcised” and is therefore an outcast. He is a shame to the male specie and deserves to be ostracized, to be banished to the smelly land of the Parotons.

There is currently a growing clamor especially among medical practitioners in America and Europe against the practice of circumcision. As early as 1971 for instance, the American Academy of Pediatrics had declared, “there is no valid medical reasons whatsoever for circumcision.” The negative consequences of circumcision are currently especially magnified and given more weight which contributed to the rapid decline of circumcision in America and Europe. A few years ago, the US government reported that the intact rate for 2003 had already climbed to 60%. It would be safe to assume that in all probability, that percentage may have had climbed higher as of this writing.

To which the Bicolano provides an answer which can be considered as not only most poignant, literal and graphic but also replete with tremendous hermeneutico-sociologic undertones:

“Mga paroton kamo!”

Sunday, February 22, 2009

1st World Airsoft Challenge


My team, Hammerheads (check our website here), is organizing the first ever world airsoft challenge on November 27-30, 2009 at Clark Freeport Zone in cooperation with Clark Development Corporation and the Philippine Department of Tourism.


Dubbed Rapier 01: World Airsoft Challenge, the event is expected to draw delegates from airsoft aficionados around the world. As of date, delegates from South Korea, Hongkong, Japan, Taiwan, United Kingdom and U.S.A. have already signified their attendance.


Visit our video promotion at popularairsoft.com where my son Kirk appears as one of the models while his dad waited for hours for the photo-op to finish, carrying all the gears, guns and ammos including Kirk’s hydration which was filled with 4 liters of iced tea. Both photo and video were taken at Missile Silo, our team’s mout site at Taguig.



Thursday, February 19, 2009

Some lessons in airsoft




Words I always tell my kids before a game in airsoft:

1. Remember that you are joining a war. Be prepared for one. Gear up for the worst. Be sure that your guns are firing, that your mags are loaded, and that you are adequately protected.
2. Start with the end: your mission/objective. Visualize your game plan, create a mental picture of how you will work on and fulfill it. Anticipate deviations and be ready to deal with them.
3. Teamwork is essential. Coordinate your moves with your comrades. Be ready to cover for them, to sacrifice if you must.
4. Patience pays. As in any game, war is a game mostly of wits and not of brawl.
5. Above all, remember that as in life, it is a game. Never forget to have fun.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Ratratan 2008





Photos are taken during the Ratratan 2008 held on December 13, 2008 at Kampo Kalesa Kape at Santa Rosa, Laguna. More photos and videos at www.popularairsoft.com. Also at our squad's site here.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Cory: I am ... sorry

I was at Podium on that momentous event. And hearing the words addressed to the Convicted-Plunderer no less than by the Icon-of-Democracy herself, I wished I were at a different place.


I’ve just had a business meeting with one of my suppliers from Holland at Dome Restaurant at the ground floor of Podium. I was at the escalator on way to the second floor to meet my son who was already dining at Banana Leaf. As I reached the second floor and was about to step out of the escalator, I was jolted by the very uncomfortable situation I suddenly found myself in. A throng of people swarmed before me, dozens of cameras clicked and flashed, and I noticed public figures like Senator Ernesto Maceda, former Ambassador to the U.N. Lauro Baja and Senator Franklin Drilon offering handshakes.


Were those offers of handshake for me? Have I suddenly become a celebrity?


I made my one-million-dollar-smile ready for the appreciating crowd and cameras, put extra effort to come up with a twinkle in my eyes, and secretly wiped my hands on the sides of my pants, ready to return and acknowledge the offers of hand. You could hear my thoughts aloud like you’re in a THX moviehouse: Yes, I was a celebrity!


Now there was one last thing to do: I looked around – half of it to confirm that the much undeserved attention was indeed for me and the other half to recognize and show appreciation for the same attention that I was suddenly being showered with.


And then I saw him. Just at my back, one step below me at the escalator was a man dressed in a black suit, his hair meticulously prepped with pompadour – the ousted president, the Convicted-Plunderer himself.


The event turned out to be the launching of Jose de Venetia’s book written by Brett Decker titled “Global Filipino: The Authorized Biography of Jose de Venecia, Jr., the Visionary Five-Time Speaker of the House of Representatives of the Philippines” -- a rather lengthy title for a biography of a relatively short man and which as Erap himself complained, was as kilometric and as nakakasakit ng ulo as JDV’s speeches. It was a star-studded event. I immediately recognized Tita Cory in red dress, Gina de Venecia also in red dress, Sen. Ernesto Maceda, Former Vice-President Teofisto Guingona, Cong. Ronaldo Zamora, Former Sen. Francisco Tatad and former Ambassador to U.N. Lauro Baja. Of course, the subject of the biography, JDV himself, was the picture of a most gracious host dutifully announcing the presence of his guests before the throng of crowd.


“Kiko!” a familiar voice yelled. The voice was from a lawyer-friend, a neighbor in my condominium community. He was, like the other heavyweight guests, in a dark suit.


“What are you doing here?” I asked.


“I’m one of Erap’s lawyers,” he proudly declared. “Come, join us,” he said.


And so, I found myself listening to politicians’ speeches, got to elbow and pressed hands with some of them, even got to make beso-beso with one of the missus… and felt tremendously sorry for the nation after.


My take on Tita Cory’s mea culpa:


I can understand she regrets the fact that it was GMA who succeeded Erap but I can never agree with her that we should regret Edsa Dos, too. I can agree that GMA is more corrupt than Erap but that doesn’t mean Erap wasn’t corrupt either. In fact, we see GMA as more corrupt now only because GMA is already on her eighth year as president; Erap only had three years. None of these to mean Erap didn't deserve to be ousted. On the other hand, all of these to mean GMA deserves to be ousted, too. A more corrupt president does not exculpate the sins of another corrupt president.


Did Erap do wrong things to this country? Yes. Did he use the presidency for his personal interests and vices -- the midnight Cabinet, ‘jueteng,’ womanizing, mansions? Yes. Did he deserve to be ousted in Edsa Dos? Definitely yes!


Is GMA corrupt, too? By all accounts, yes. Is she using the presidency for her personal interests – NBN-ZTE deal, Fertilizer scam, Hello Garci, bribery of public officials, attempt on the life of Jun Lozada, etc.? Yes. But does that mean we should now regret Edsa Dos, that we ousted Erap?


Hell, no! That only means we should oust GMA, too! Edsa Dos and ousting Erap was the right thing to do. And so we did. Ousting GMA is now the right thing to do, too. And so we should!


Now let me share with you what I felt during the launching of JDV’s book itself. I was watching JDV and Erap, former bitter presidential rivals, lock arms, almost like lovers. Former Vice-President Tito Guingona who snowballed the impeachment against Erap through his “I accuse” speech was in a jovial banter with Erap himself. Senator Ernesto Maceda was lovey-dovey with former Senator Francisco Tatad. And of course, on top of these, Tita Cory, one of the leaders of Edsa Dos that ousted Erap, was making beso-beso with Erap himself.


My God, I prayed, these people are playing with my country, turning it into a circus for the amusement of the elite. God help the Philippines!

Monday, December 1, 2008

The Gacias Clan Blog

I am starting a blog for the Gacias Clan. Visit gaciasclan.blogspot.com.